The Paco the Realtor Podcast

Podcast 14: I am also your therapist

I have been called many names, Broker, Realtor, Friend, Loser, but never have I been called a therapist.  I really am your therapist and am your personal therapist. 

Podcast 13: What to do when losing your home

The most difficult situation is always when somebody needs help to avoid losing their home. Let's talk about options. 

Podcast 12: How to help our parents as they get older and need our help

Out parents are now at the age where we need to help the physically and emotionally. Let's talk about how to give them peace of mind. We can make this a much easier process for them and us...

Podcast 11: You better start to interview your buyers agent

With the new settlement coming in July buyers might be responsible for paying all the buyers agent commissions. If that is the case you better interview and make sure they are worth it. 

POdcast 10: This industry attracts a lot of yahoos

Find out why this industry attracts a lot of people who should not be selling real estate

Paco The Realtor Podcast 9: The escrow from hell and the home builder who didn't care

This is an example of why you must have an experienced Realtor working with you

Podcast 8: The worst client I have ever had

My client made sure I was on his shit list....

Paco The Realtor Podcast 7: How to spot a horrible Realtor

How to spot the difference between a licensed Realtor who sucks and a professional Realtor who is an expert.  The difference is huge and an cause you a very big problem if you do not know the difference. 

Paco The Realtor #6: The home on top of the hill

Okay, so let me tell y'all about the time I went to show a home in Apple Valley. Now, everything seemed normal at first, but as soon as we reached the top of that hill...oh boy, did things get weird. We walked into this house, and immediately my spidey senses were tingling. And then it hit us - this place was creepy AF. From strange noises to everything painted white, to hidden sheds, it was like a scene straight out of a horror movie. But the real kicker? The pendulum in the yard. Needless to say, we were outta there faster than you can say 'real estate nightmare'. I mean come on, who needs a haunted house when you've got this place up for sale? And don't even get me started on the possibility of devil worship being involved...#NoThanks #NotTodaySatan #DefinitelyNotBuyingThisHouse" cue spooky background music

Paco The Realtor Podcast #5: Why the real estate industry has such a bad image

Hey y'all, it's your favorite TikTok comedian and resident real estate expert (yes, we do exist, contrary to popular belief) and I'm back with another podcast episode for ya. This one's gonna be a spicy one because we're talking about why our beloved industry kinda sucks. Yeah, I said it. 🤷‍♀️

Did you know that a whopping 80% of realtors are not experts? That means only 20% of us are actually doing all the business while the rest just sit around twiddling their thumbs. And don't even get me started on how easy it is to become a realtor. Seriously, the bar is set so low a limbo champion could pass with flying colors.

But fear not, my dear viewers, because I am part of that elite 20%. 💪 I've got the knowledge, experience, and wit (of course) to help guide you through this crazy world of real estate. So if you want the inside scoop from an actual expert instead of just some licensed but clueless salesperson, hit that follow button and tune in to our podcast #5. Trust me, your sanity (and bank account) will thank you later. 😉